Kix and Pugs don't mix

So, Gunter got bit at the dog park today. I heard a little wrangling and when I looked up, poor Gunter was on his way to me, looking confused, as he always does when something is wrong. Then I noticed the blood coming out of his mouth and staining his little velvet muzzle. This stupid dog, that looked like a very small pit bull (probably a pit bull mix), had bitten him right on his mouth because Gunter has strayed too near this stupid dog's ball. Gunter doesn't have any interest in tennis balls, he was probably only over there because Dieter was sniffing around (thank goodness he didn't bite Dieter!). And then! This stupid dog's stupid douche bag of an owner got an attitude with me. First he was like "oh my dog is really protective of his toy" and then he was like "oh, my dog is never like this", when I had said "well, maybe you shouldn't bring an aggressive dog to the dog park", and then he had the temerity to say to me (asshole!) "oh, ok, I guess I could just walk away shaking my head too" as I walked away (shaking my head). I just know he would never have taken that tone with a guy. But this stupid douche was a gee-dee coward and decided he could use that tone with me, a woman. So I turned around and said "your dog just mauled my dog!". I wish I had popped him right in his mealy mouthed, chinless face instead. Really.