A Correspondence No. 6

10/11/07
Dear Mr. Bynum,

While your client's assertions that merely habitating in an Asian backwater may sway my client's sensibilities, they do not affect mine. My client has been under quite unusual stress this past fortnight, worrying about the safety of her sister. Please be reminded that the last communication between them was executed in such a way as to persuade my client that her sister was going to be back in communication after 7 days. This was either not the case, or the
sister's grueling and onerous social life must have kept her from immediately contacting my client upon her return.

Regardless of the paltry excuses offered by your client, the resignation will stand until such time as my client receives the aforementioned endowment. On a personal note, I would like you to remind your client that the reason the two women entered into a delicate contract such as this one was to allay such items as these "lonely" and "forlorn" experiences.

Be that as it may, my client would like to pass a message on to your client. The message is this: their shared mother is crazy and will be contacting your client regarding sustenance for a one Mr. Johannes. It is recommended that your client not "take the bait" as it were when prodded by the maternal figure (as will inevitably occur). Additionally, the craziness is such that it should have been shared, as in this manner is has reduced potency and makes the likelihood of infection substantially remote.

Please feel free to contact me regarding any further questions. Until then, I remain yours in the barrister brotherhood,

Mr. Ed Spencer, LLC, esq., II, Jr., BA, MBA, MSBS, PA, MPH, QWERTY